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May 30, 2008
Self Improvement
According to this morning's round of spam I can improve my life by buying a new watch, increasing the size of my you-know-what, changing my underwear and running background checks on all my friends.
Looks like it's going to be a busy weekend.
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May 29, 2008
A Fairy Tale
A couple of years ago, before I got my digital camera, I spotted these trees on my way to work one morning. I remember thinking that it was as if a prince dressed in royal purple and his bride, dressed in virginal white, had been frozen in time on their wedding day. I've been waiting ever since to get a picture and this year the trees were indeed in full bloom for a while. Notice how the white tree has a couple of long branches extending into the purple one, almost as if she's holding his hand.
It's a truly beautiful sight. I just wish the picture did it justice.
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May 28, 2008
Out of the Mouth of Babes
Well, even at the ripe old age of 10 The Princess can still crack us up.
Last night during dinner a commercial came on the television (yes; we sometimes have it on during dinner, but to kid suitable stuff, so we're not terrible parents just not perfect ones). The commercial feautures a couple of guys in an old-fashioned station wagon, surf boards on the roof, going to the beach. Then the announcer comes on and says that if you buy a pair of board shorts (surfing-style shorts) you get a free woodie. The Princess asked what a woodie is and we all chuckled (especially The Lad). Mrs. OldGuy replied that she thought it was a surfboard, to which The Princess replied "it can't be, the guy just told his friend to get in his woodie, not on it." The Lad almost choked on his food as he stuggled to keep a straight face.
Eventually we explained that a woodie is an old-fashioned station wagon with panels and they're giving away replicas of them with every purchase.
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May 23, 2008
Not a Whole Lot of Blogging Going On
Just a quick post to say yes, I'm still here. Things have continued to be quite busy lately so I haven't had a lot of time to sit down and write. Also, I was working on a little Photoshop project this week that took up what little free time I had.
Anyway, I intended to sit down and write a story and perhaps a little post this weekend but the monitor on our home computer crapped out last night (I'm posting this little tidbit from work; shh... don't tell anybody) so unless I can convice the lad to lend me his laptop it'll be another few days before I post anything worth reading (if any of it is worth reading).
Anyway, it's Friday, the weekend is almost here, and I'm outta the office in 30 minutes, so have a great weekend folks.
P.S. Jen, I haven't watched the CSI Miami finale yet, I'm going to do it tonight (yes, on the lad's laptop).
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May 15, 2008
"Vatican: It's OK to believe in aliens."
As a Catholic I've often felt conflicted believing in God and aliens so this announcement came as a huge relief.
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May 14, 2008
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May 13, 2008
The Poem Below
This is not a new poem, in fact it's the first one I wrote a couple of years ago. I wrote it for a friend who had just started a web site a few of us used to hang around called "Lilliebet's Lair." She wanted something on the first page to make people feel welcome and this is what I came up with. I've always been rather proud of it so yesterday I was trying to show it to someone only to discover the site no longer exists.
I decided that I really wanted it here, so here it is.
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Lilliebet’s Lair
Welcome friend to Lilliebet’s Lair
Come on in and pull up a chair
The owner Liz and the barkeep Bill
Have put on a fire to ease the chill
Leave your worries at the door
And have a pint or three or four
Love and laughter can always be found
And food and drink aplenty abound
The band comes in on Friday night
They’re not the Stones but they sound alright
The rest of the week it’s your turn to sing
Tell a joke or do the highland fling
This ain’t your place if you winter in Spain
Drive fancy cars and sip champagne
But if beer and buses are more your style
Then come on in and sit a while
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May 11, 2008
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May 4, 2008
Comments page
I found the comments page template and applied the Tree House's style to it. The formatting is all wrong and the banner is missing but it's a start.
I think what I'll have to do is modify the main style sheet then save it as a separate style which I can then apply to the comments page.
In the meantime it's fully functional so feel free to comment. :)
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May 3, 2008
All is Right With the Tree House Again
I did a little more work on the back end last night and everything is now as it should be on the main and archive pages. Fonts are all back, things are spaced correctly, and the place looks good. One very minor issue is that the "Fresh Nuts" category only shows 4 entries (with a space when viewed in IE) even though I've set it for 5. I figured out last night it's because my "Happy Birthday To Me" banner/post doesn't actually have a title so MT isn't picking it up. Putting a title in looks silly so I've left it out. As soon as I have 5 posts with titles again the issue will resolve itself (anyway, I only put up non-titled posts 2-3 times a year).
Now I have to format the comments page, but not today. I think I'm just going to kick back and relax.
Although it was a bit of a pain straightening everything out I have to admit I enjoyed it too. I finally learned how the newer MT pages are structured and they're not as complicated as I thought. In the end it's still all HTML and CSS and knowing which pages to concentrate on and which ones to ignore.
Cheers and have a good weekend folks.
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May 2, 2008
Still Busy, Sort Of
I can't believe it's been two weeks since I've been here but there it is.
So what have I been up to ? Well, stuff. You know, home stuff, work stuff, family stuff.
Okay, seriously, time just seems to have flown by lately and the next thing I know it's May 2nd.
So anyway, to update everyone. One more birthday to go. The Lad will be 20 in a couple of weeks. That blows my mind. I can still remember the day he was born and the time I held his head and whispered in his ear while a doctor put stiches in his forehead and the time he got all excited hunting for Easter eggs at grandma's and so many other things and now it's 20 years later. It's been a hell of a ride and I wouldn't trade a minute of it for all the money in the world. Last night we watched Supernatural together, something we've been doing for a couple of years. Before that it was Blade and before that it was Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yeah, our tastes run to that sort of thing but we have a blast and it's time spent together. He's decided he wants to give post-secondary education another shot next year, and he's been accepted into a communications program at college. It's what he's always wanted to do so we're certainly encouraging him.
In the meantime he's working so that's good.
The Princess is as busy as ever. She's finishing grade 4 this year and attending drama classes on Thursdays (yeah, like she really needs them !). She has quite a wide circle of friends and she's always off to a birthday party or sleepover some place. The other day she drew a graph labelled "How Weird My Family Is." Mrs. OldGuy was low on the chart, the Lad slightly higher, the Princess herself about halfway up the page and I was right off the chart. I'm still not sure how to take that.
Mrs. OldGuy is as busy as ever. Between the house, volunteering at school, arranging birthday parties, and reminding me to put my pants on before leaving the house, she has her hands full.
Me ? I've been working, puttering around the house, and watching CSI Miami every chance I get. Also, we had a warm spell here, lasted about a week and a half so I was outside every chance I got, even went for walks after dinner a few nights. After the winter we just had it was good to see warm weather again, gave me hope for the future. It's cold again this week but that'll change soon enough. Oh, I've also been working on the blog's back end for the last week or so. You might remember when my host upgraded my blog to Movable Type 4.01 it was all red and white so I tried to fix it but I broke it instead. Then I sort of fixed it but there were still a few problems that I let slide for months. Anyway, I spent the last week going back and forth between the blog and the W3C validator trying to fix things. I managed to correct a bunch of stuff. I'm still getting a few errors but nowhere near as many. The other thing that was driving me crazy was that IE 7 (which seriously sucks) would show a white page whenever an archived entry was accessed. Refreshing the page made the green background reappear but it was still bothering me that it did that, so I put in a fix and now older entries look the way they should. Next I'm going to try and figure out how to change the comment form to match the rest of the place. Oh, and I'm starting a cold, so that sucks.
So, onto other things.
We live in a condo and as such pay condo fees for things like snow removal, street cleaning, etc. The snow removal wasn't the greatest this winter but so be it. I was raking the yard a couple of weeks ago and noticed the street looked dirty now that the snow had melted. Not really bad, I'm not talking dirty needles and empty wine bottles, just an accumulation of dirt and grime left over from winter. I could've waited for the contractor to clean it but it occured to me that there was a time not so long ago when people did these things themselves. Call it pride and responsibility. Responsibility for taking care of your own neighbourhood and pride in a job well done. So I swept the street myself. It took me about an hour and when I was done I called the Lad out. Not because I wanted to brag but just to say "this is what you do, you take care of the place you live." Then I sat on the patio and enjoyed a well earned cup of coffee.
Seems everywhere you look these days you're told to go green. Even big business has got in on the act, selling green detergent, green food, and green potato chips. The other day I even saw an add for a green computer. Not sure how that works. My wife went green years ago. We have a green couch, green love seat, and green plants. Sometimes one of them dies and goes brown, but then we save money on the water bill.
I know I promised more stories and poems earlier in the year but I guess you all know me by now. I write when I feel like it and lately I haven't much felt like it. It's not lack of inspiration, it's an aversion to sitting at the computer (blame Horatio, he's the culprit). I will get back to these though, I always do. In the meantime I leave you with a silly little ditty I made up for the Princess again:
I'm going to sing you a love song
About an ape named King Kong
Who fell in love with a ding dong
He thought their love was so strong
But then it all went wrong
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